Pants on fire

 So wow we just had a conversation and he lied so unnecessarily just to make himself feel important! It snowed today so his work called off. When his boss texted he told him he had left and headed to work but the roads were icy. He told me he hadn’t got a text so he slept in. Then he said he told his boss offered a late start and he responded  he wasn’t driving in this shit. And that the guys were probably glad he decided that. When in fact his boss did offer a late start and did ask what he thought since he has the longest drive but before my husband even answered the boss said nevermind they would hold off today no work but see about tomorrow. So no my husband did not make that decision. He likes to pretend he’s the boss though. Then I commented that it sounded his boss at least did care about his 90 minute drive. (Every day for 2 wks my husband has complained his boss doesn’t gaf). He then went into a spiel about how all the big dogs come out and scratch their heads about how effed up (meaning hard) the job is and so his boss realized he isn’t just some grunt. And how the inspector even said something blah blah. And I said oh I’m sure he never thought that. Then he went on about how stupid his boss is and how he never checks anything and on the other crew the superintendent was doing labor helping stab pipe. I said to be fair if I was a boss who didn’t have to I wouldn’t. And my husb says yeah I don’t do much outside my hoe but my boss should at least check what we’re doing. I said yeah- for me though I prefer a boss I never see haha- and he’s like yeah me too. And I’m replied no that’s not what you just said. And he said “well you’ve never worked construction you don’t know shit”. I was like yeah you’re right I was just saying for my preference....but at that point he was like whatever and left back to his room. At some point we also touched on his boss because he said they get along but every night he comes home he complains about his boss and tells some story where he was a sick to him. There was one instance where my husband was reprimanded and when I asked about his day and hinted around it he never told me. Funny. He lies. About nothingness really. He’s just devaluing his boss like a good narc because he’s trying to hoover me. His pants ought to be lit